May 2013
18 posts
April 2013
56 posts
h4te:
i want to lose weight but i don’t have the patience and i love food too much
meanwhile in twitter…
moments later…
vulturecreep:
“I’m so fat!” I scream as I shove a brownie, pizza, my neighbors cat, two oak trees, a small country into my mouth
deathtiel:
But like seriously I DON’T WANT TO PAY $50 FOR A BRA
IT IS A BOOB HOLDER
IT IS LITERALLY NOTHING MORE THAN CUPS WHERE I CAN KEEP MY BOOBS
THAT SHOULD NOT BE SUCH AN EXPENSIVE ITEM FOR REAL THERE ARE PEOPLE OUT THERE WHO WOULD BE HONORED TO HOLD MY BOOBS THIS BRA SHOULD SHOW SOME DAMN RESPECT
“Swearing is unattractive” I’m not attractive anyway so fuck off
